White flowing script lettering reading "Eat a bag of Dicks" centers this black background surrounded by a lush garden of hand-painted florals in coral red, soft pink, pale blue, and golden yellow, with delicate leaves and small botanical details scattered throughout the composition. The juxtaposition of irreverent text against the ornate, romantic floral border creates a boldly humorous piece that subverts expectations through its clever pairing of crude language with refined illustration. For a space that celebrates humor, wit, and unapologetic personality. A Baltic birch top with a beveled edge and satin finish, the artwork printed across it, made to order on steel legs in black or gold. A working piece of furniture that earns its place as an independent artist's work.